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, | Tempe, AZ, USA | Top

(I work for an internet billing company that mostly does work with porn sites.)

Me: “Thank you for calling *** Consumer Support. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I got some charges on my card, and I wanna know what the heck’s goin’ on.”

Me: “No problem sir. If I can get the card number, I’ll be happy to help out.”

(He gives me his card, and I go through the process of looking it up and getting his info.)

Me: “Alright sir, it looks like I have a subscription here to pornking.com. Is that familiar?”

Customer: “Yeah, I know that. Hold on a sec. RANDY!!!”

(I hear him shouting at someone in the background, and then the sounds of someone getting the ever-loving crap beaten out of them.)

Customer: “Alright, I done took care of the charges. Can you cancel that for me?”

Me: “… sure. I’ve canceled it from further billing now for you.”

Customer: “Alright, you have a nice day.” *click*