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    It’s His Cue To Go

    | Nebraska, USA | Wild & Unruly

    (It’s late Easter Sunday evening. The hall is empty except for one group of four. One member of the group is intoxicated and has been allowed to stay but not to drink.)

    Customer: “Eight ball in the corner…”

    (He shoots and misses by a wide margin.)

    Customer: “GODD*** IT! SON OF A B****!”

    (Suddenly, he smashes the house pool cue repeatedly on the table until it is nothing but splinters.)

    Me: “HEY! You need to leave here, right now!”

    Customer: “Why?! What the h*** is your problem?!”