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    Not Sue-ted To Modern Business

    | BC, Canada | Crazy Requests

    Customer: “Can you just crop the sides of this photo down for me?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re not allowed to trim your property for any reason.”

    Customer: “Not even if I sign a waiver?”

    Me: “Unfortunately we’re no longer able to offer this service at all, since we’ve had customers try to sue us in spite of signing a waiver.”

    Customer: “Well I’d sue you too, if you ruined my picture.”

    Me: “…that’s precisely why we no longer offer that service.”

    Customer: “Oh… right…”