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Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Has The Least Knowledge Of Photography Of Them All?

, , , , , | Right | April 28, 2023

A couple of women come and ask me to make copies of a photo. It’s a photo of one of the two women — on her wedding day, I’m assuming. It’s a picture of her in her wedding dress, her back to the camera, and her reflection in the mirror.

Customer: “Can you flip it around and make it so I’m not in the mirror? So, I’m looking at the camera?”

I made sure I had heard her correctly, and then I kindly told her that I could not.

It’s 2023 And Customers Still Don’t Know How Cameras Work

, , , , | Right | April 26, 2023

Working in a retail photo processing department, I’ve had several requests like this.

Customer: “Can you make this photo eight inches by ten inches?”

They hand me a panoramic photo. They expect me to fit the photo into those dimensions without cropping or letterboxing. I attempt to explain why that can’t be done.

Customer: “Why can’t you just fill in the top and bottom of the frame with what was there when I took the picture?”

Me: “The camera didn’t capture that information.”

The final response is always the threat to go somewhere else, and I wonder how many times they’re told “no” before accepting it.

Calling In For A Photo Finish

, , | Right | April 7, 2023

I work in a photo lab. A woman brings in a roll of film, and she’s instantly mean and demanding.

Customer: “I need these pictures right now!

Me: “I have a few rolls ahead of yours, but I’ll get to it as quickly as possible.”

I don’t know at the time that our machine is messing up every third picture for some reason. I discover it and am trying to fix the machine and reprint all the bad pictures when the customer comes back.

She was furious that some of her pictures were messed up, even though I told her I was working on fixing the issue.

Me: “Ma’am, I will stop working on my other orders to get yours done first. I’ll also give you a discount on the pictures that are already printed.”

She just left without another word and without her pictures.

I sat for over an hour working on her order by itself. I had just finished the last of it when she came back. I happily started showing her that I had fixed the issue, but she instead started screaming at me.

Customer:What?! I didn’t authorize you to reprint my pictures!”

She left without anything.

And to finish it off, she called later that night to try and get me fired for theft of personal property. Unfortunately for her, I was the one that answered the phone and basically laughed her off the line.

CopyWrong, Part 5

, , , , , | Right | January 4, 2023

I develop film and print digital photos from photo kiosks at a drug store before smartphones are ubiquitous.

Customer: “I want copies of these pictures.”

Me: “Sir, these are copyrighted photos; I can’t copy them.”

Customer: “Bulls***. They’re pictures of my kid.”

Me: “These are senior yearbook photos that are copyrighted by the photographer your child’s school paid to take the pictures. You have to contact them to get more copies.”

Customer: “But my b**** of an ex-wife only gave me one copy!”

Me: “I’m sorry to hear that, sir, but I am not losing my job over your child’s photo.”

Customer: “What’s the worst that could happen?”

Me: “A $10,000 fine.”

Customer: *Pauses* “F***!”

I guess the fine was cheaper than buying the copies legitimately?

Related:
CopyWrong, Part 4
CopyWrong, Part 3
CopyWrong, Part 2
CopyWrong

Nowhere Is It W-R.I.T.-Ten That Retail Employees Don’t Know Anything

, , , | Right | September 13, 2022

I worked in a one-hour photo lab in the early 2000s. People loved their disposable cameras. They also loved the junky souvenir disposable cameras, which were made out of used disposable cameras.

We had one of these lovelies come in that was “waterproof” and had the pre-exposed sayings on the bottom. We were slammed and I was prepping the film, developing the film, and printing. The rest of the staff took turns between the counter and packing and pricing the orders.

I struggled to get this camera out of its so-called waterproof casing, only to see that it was taped together with about a foot of black electrical tape, which promptly fell apart. This roll of film was going to be all messed up. It finally came out of the developer and it was bad. There were light leaks all through the roll, and the frames didn’t match up with the pre-exposed banners that were to be at the bottom of each frame. There were about two good pictures out of the whole roll. Since we don’t want to charge customers for junk pictures, we wrote a note on the envelope to have the customer only keep what they wanted.

A while later, I was at the counter helping customers when a guy picked up this roll of film.

Me: “Hi, sir. Take a look at the roll and let us know which ones we can print.”

He began looking through the pictures, and then he started yelling at me.

Customer: “You ruined my film!”

Me: “Sir, there was a light leak in the camera. We have no control over that.”

Customer: “I went to R.I.T.!”

I was the only one there besides this guy who knew that R.I.T. was the Rochester Institute of Technology, a school known for its amazing photo program. It was my dream school, but I never made it there. I did go to my local community college which had an amazing photo program, and the instructors were known at R.I.T.

I pulled the film out of the envelope and showed him that I knew what I was talking about.

Me: “If we had ruined the film during processing, the light leak would be consistent throughout the film.”

He looked shocked that a big box store one-hour photo employee would actually know what happened to his film.

Me: “I can show you the disposable camera that your film came in if you want.”

Customer: “I’m not going to pay for the prints!”

So, I simply removed all of the prints that were there, put the photo sleeve back in the envelope with just his negatives, and slammed it on the counter.

Me: “Here you go. No charge.”

And I went on to the next customer. He simply tucked tail and left.

Never assume that someone with an hourly job at a big box store doesn’t know what they’re talking about just because of where they work. You might just get your a** handed to you.