Aisle Need A Break After This

| MA, USA | Extra Stupid, Theme Of The Month

Patron: “I’d like a seat on an aisle.”

Me: “Unfortunately I have no aisle seats available for this performance. I can do row H in the right section.”

Patron: “Is that on an aisle?”

Me: “No. As I said, I have no aisle seats for this show. If row H doesn’t work, I can give you row O in the center.”

Patron: “Are those on an aisle?”

Me: “No, they are not.”

Patron: “Well, I’ll take the first ones you said.”

Me: “Okay, row H, seats 6 and 8.”

Patron: “And those are on the aisle, right?”

I Become Mom, Destroyer Of Worlds

| Keller, TX, USA | Family & Kids

(I’m organizing papers for auditions when a little girl and her mom comes in. The little girl leans over my desk and starts talking to me.)

Girl: “Santa Claus doesn’t exist.”

Me: “Why do you think that?”

Girl: “Because my toys say they’re made in China! That’s not the North Pole!”

(The little girl runs off with a disappointed look on her face. The mom looks over at me.)

Mom: “Just wait ’til she hears about the tooth fairy. She’ll be devastated!”*walks away with a grin on her face*