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  • September Theme Of The Month: Overheard!

    Aisle Need A Break After This

    | MA, USA | Extra Stupid, Theme Of The Month

    Patron: “I’d like a seat on an aisle.”

    Me: “Unfortunately I have no aisle seats available for this performance. I can do row H in the right section.”

    Patron: “Is that on an aisle?”

    Me: “No. As I said, I have no aisle seats for this show. If row H doesn’t work, I can give you row O in the center.”

    Patron: “Are those on an aisle?”

    Me: “No, they are not.”

    Patron: “Well, I’ll take the first ones you said.”

    Me: “Okay, row H, seats 6 and 8.”

    Patron: “And those are on the aisle, right?”

    I Become Mom, Destroyer Of Worlds

    | Keller, TX, USA | Family & Kids

    (I’m organizing papers for auditions when a little girl and her mom comes in. The little girl leans over my desk and starts talking to me.)

    Girl: “Santa Claus doesn’t exist.”

    Me: “Why do you think that?”

    Girl: “Because my toys say they’re made in China! That’s not the North Pole!”

    (The little girl runs off with a disappointed look on her face. The mom looks over at me.)

    Mom: “Just wait ’til she hears about the tooth fairy. She’ll be devastated!”*walks away with a grin on her face*