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Needs To Wipe That From Her Own Memory

| Absecon, NJ, USA | Rude & Risque, Technology, Theme Of The Month

(We have a cell phone section of our store, which I know nothing about, and is the only department I don’t work in. An older man comes up to me holding out his phone, across the store from where phones are located. I’m a 20-year-old female.)

Customer: “Excuse me? Do you know anything about cell phones?”

Me: “Sorry, no, but I can take you over to [Coworker], who does.”

(I start to walk over to phones, but he stops me first and takes out his phone.)

Customer: “Do you think I need more memory on my phone? You see, I have to hide this from my wife.”

(He opens his pictures and videos. All there is is porn.)

Me: “Uhm… I don’t know… Let me take you to [Coworker.]”

(I start to walk again, and again he stops me.)

Customer: “Look how clear the videos are!”

(He starts playing a video, of hardcore porn.)

Me: “Uh… yeah, it’s very clear. But I really don’t know anything about phones so…”

(He keeps playing video after video, and finally a male coworker walks by.)

Me: “Hey! [Coworker], can you help this ‘gentleman’ with his phone and memory cards?”

(I practically ran away.)

Can’t Handle The Weight Of Girl Power

| ON, Canada | Crazy Requests, Health & Body

(I am a girl, and so is the customer.)

Customer: “I need a guy to help me get some boxes of paper.”

Me: “Oh, they’re all busy, but that’s okay; I can get it for you.”

Customer: “No! Girls shouldn’t be lifting heavy things!”

Me: “Why not? I lift heavy things all the time.”

Customer: “You shouldn’t be!”

Me: “Why not?”

Customer: “Because you are a woman! Women can’t lift heavy things! You’ll hurt your back!”

Me: “Not if I lift it properly. I carry boxes of paper all the time as part of my job. I can lift it no problem.”

Customer: “But I need five of them!”

Me: “That’s okay; I’ll put them on a dolly.”

Customer: “No! Women shouldn’t be lifting things as heavy as that!”

Me: “Okay, seriously. Women can lift whatever they want. Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean that I can’t lift paper. If I wasn’t a strong woman, maybe I wouldn’t be strong enough to do it, and then I would hurt myself. But I am strong enough to lift that paper, so I won’t hurt myself.”