Teach Them The Ways Of The Dark-Ale Side

| England, UK | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Theme Of The Month

(I’m picking up my daughter from nursery, and overhear a conversation with one of the other parents and a member of staff.)

Parent: “Tell her what mommy is going to do tonight.”

Two-Year-Old: “Mummy is going to the bar and getting pissed!”

Staff: “Err…”

Parent: “Isn’t it funny!?”