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    One You Suck And One Is Blow

    | Texas, USA | Criminal/Illegal

    (Our store sells tons of marijuana inspired products, but we are not a head shop. A man approaches the counter with one of our huge tower incense burners.)

    Customer: “Yeah, I smoke a lot of weed.”

    Me: *laughs* “Okay, will this be it for today?”

    Customer: *ignoring my question* “Nah, I don’t smoke weed anymore. My job won’t let me!”

    Me: “Those darn drug tests, huh?”

    Customer: “Yeah. I switched to cocaine, because it goes out of your system in a couple days!”

    Me: *speechless*

    (The man continues to laugh about this and walks nonchalantly out of the store with his wife and children.)