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    H2-Woah, Part 2

    | London, UK | Bizarre, Money

    Me: “Hey, what can I get you?”

    Customer: “I would like two bottles of water, please.”

    (I give the water to the customer.)

    Me: “That’s £5 please.”

    Customer: “Excuse me? How much?”

    Me: “£2.50 each, so £5.”

    Customer: “That’s disgusting. How do you get away with charging that much for water? I am only willing to pay 50p for both as it’s only bottled tap water.”

    Me: “It’s not tap water; it’s mineral water. Tap water is free if you want it.”

    (The customer hands me £10.)

    Customer: “I expect £9.50 change as I’m not paying that much.”

    (I hand the customer £5 change.)

    Me: “No, it’s £5 change.”

    Customer: “I’m just f***ing with you. You’re just so beautiful I thought you deserved some abuse!”

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    No ID, No Idea, Part 8

    | Greenville, SC, USA |

    (I work security at a nightclub.)

    Me: “ID, please.”

    (I look at the customer’s ID.)

    Me: “Sir, are you sure you want to use this ID?”

    Customer: “It’s mine. I’m old enough.”

    Me: “I don’t think so, sir. And, if I’m right, you’ll be spending time explaining things to the nice officer in the office.”

    Customer: “That’s my ID and I’m 21.”

    Me: “Okay, let’s go.”

    (I begin escorting him to the office.)

    Customer: “I don’t get it. What was the problem with it?”

    Me: “Well, for starters, I’ve seen a lot of IDs come through here. I’m not aware of any state that uses photos with a beach scene background.”

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