I recently went camping with some friends at a big state park, and one of my friends made puppy chow. For those not from the Midwest, it’s an easy-to-pack trail snack made from cereal, peanut butter, and chocolate, and it’s very tasty.
After lunch, when most of my group went to the lake, I decided to go for a short solo hike on a trail surrounded by big boulders. We’re talking from the size of furniture to the size of camper vans, so while you could see up the slope to the tree line, visibility immediately around the trail was limited. I was happily crawling around boulders off-trail when I heard the unmistakable sounds of a small child sobbing and a harried parent trying to comfort them. It was far too nice a day to spend crying, so I went to see if I could offer assistance.
Young Dad: “It’s okay, sweetie. It’s just bruised, see? No blood.”
Little Girl: “But it huuuuuurts!”
Young Dad: “We’ll wash it off, and I’ll carry you for part of the way, okay? We’ve gotta get moving, though; we’re blocking the trail.”
Little Girl: “I don’t wanna!”
Me: “Heya. Sounds like someone took a tumble. Would some chocolate help?”
Young Dad: *Exasperated* “Well, it certainly wouldn’t hurt.”
Me: “Cool. Any allergies? I have puppy chow that I don’t mind sharing.”
At this, the little girl’s eyes went wide, and she was so busy staring at me that she forgot she was crying. It was only then that it occurred to me that I probably did look semi-feral; I was covered in mud and scrapes from climbing around the rocks, I had realistic vine tattoos up both legs and henna tattoos on my arms, I was carrying most of a small dead tree that I’d been using as an ad hoc walking stick, and I was still wearing one of the bindweed and clover flower crowns that my group had been making at lunch.
Me: “So, any allergies?”
Young Dad: “Uhhhhh… no, no allergies.”
He was staring at me, too. Weird, but okay. I pulled the puppy chow out of my pack, and it was as I was pouring some into the girl’s hands that her father asked:
Young Dad: “How did you know?”
Me: “Huh?”
Young Dad: “She’s been asking all week to go make puppy chow with Grandma, but with work and planning this trip, there just wasn’t any time.”
Me: “Wow! Just lucky, I suppose.”
I finished dispensing chocolatey goodness, the little girl mumbled a thank-you, and I found a fun-looking boulder to start scrambling up.
After I was out of sight, I heard the little girl ask:
Little Girl: “Daddy… was she a tree sprite? Like in my book?”
Young Dad: “I… don’t know. Maybe? She had the puppy chow…”
I was clinging sideways to a rock face with my fist in my mouth, trying not to crack up, but yeah, from their perspective, this wild-looking girl covered in vine tattoos and mud just emerged out of nowhere, stopped his daughter from crying with exactly the snack she’d been begging for, and disappeared again among the rocks.
My friend was delighted to hear how her puppy chow had led to a fae encounter, and that remains one of the highest compliments I have ever gotten: being mistaken for a tree spirit. I hope that family enjoyed their hike as much as I did mine!