Split Over Musical (Price) Differences

| Calgary, AB, Canada | Musical Mayhem, Uncategorized

Customer: “Do you have [popular album]?”

Me: “Yep. It’s right over here.”

Customer: “That’s expensive.”

Me: “That’s pretty average”

Customer: “I bet [competitor] is cheaper.”

Me: “I doubt it. We are usually a fair bit cheaper than them.”

Customer: “I don’t know. I bet they are cheaper.”

Me: “I don’t think they will be, but they are right upstairs if you want to take a peek and come back.  You will see that we are cheaper.”

(The customer leaves and comes back 15 minutes later with our competitors bag.)

Me: “Oh, were they cheaper?”

Customer: “No, they were a lot more expensive. You should really stop recommending that place.”

Pay The Price And Face The Music

| Langley, BC, Canada | Books & Reading, Musical Mayhem, Uncategorized

(A customer is placing an order for sheet music over the phone.)

Me: “How may I help you?”

Customer: “I need books.”

Me: “What are you looking for?”

(The customer lists off three more items, all of which need to be ordered).

Me: “I can order those for you. However, the store requires a full deposit on sheet music orders.”

Customer: “Okay. How much is the last book? The Three Sonatas?”

(The Three Sonatas is a collection of various sonatas by a specific composer.)

Me: “$34.95.”

Customer: “I just need one, though.”

Me: “Unfortunately they’re not printed separately. It’s only available in this collection.”

Customer: “It’s too expensive.”

Me: “Then you don’t want me to order it?”

Customer: “I need it.”

Me: “So I’ll order it.”

Customer: “No.”

Me: “No?”

Customer: “I need it. But you give me a discount.”

Me: “Pardon?”

Customer: “You order book. I’ll cut out the music I want, and pay discount.”

Eva-nonsense

| Bellevue, WA, USA | Language & Words, Musical Mayhem, Uncategorized

(I approach a teenage girl who seems to be looking for something.)

Customer: “Do you have the Evanescence CD?”

Me: “That would be over here. It looks like the only one we have left right now is a Australian import version, if that is okay with you?”

Customer: “What does that mean? Is she singing in Australian or something?”

Something To Be Emo About

| Houston, TX, USA | Uncategorized

(A skinny teenager, dressed all in black, approaches us.)

Customer: “Have you heard anything about last night’s Marilyn Manson concert?”

Me: “Not really my thing, sorry.”

Customer: “Oh, so I take it you don’t like Manson?”

Me: “It’s just been done.”

Customer: “I don’t get what you mean.”

Me: “I mean the whole ‘evil’ shtick’s been done before. Alien Sex Fiend did it back in the 70s; Ozzie Osbourne did it; Alice Cooper did it. It’s been done.”

Customer: *mulls on this for a moment* “Oh… oh, my God. You’re right!”

Canada: America’s Hat

| Boston, MA, USA | Canada

(The customer’s total is $9.67. She hands me a ten dollar bill and three Canadian quarters.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I can’t accept this change.”

Customer: “Why not? It’s 67 cents and I gave you 75.”

Me: “Right, but this is Canadian currency.”

Customer: “So? They’re still quarters.”

Me: “Right, but they’re Canadian Quarters. I can’t accept foreign currency.”

Customer: “Canada’s not foreign! It’s in America!”

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