Of All The Frivolous Complaints, This Might Be The Frivolous…est
I make a living as a musician, but I supplement my (inconsistent) freelancing by working on-call at a place that offers group piano and pre-piano lessons, primarily with children around kindergarten age.
The mother of one of the kids in my class pulled my boss aside within earshot of me.
Client: “I don’t like the new teacher. He’s just too tall to be dealing with kids.”
She leaned in closer.
Client: “And his hair is too long.”