Attack Of The Tax! Tax season may be over in the U.S., but what happens when you mix clueless customers and too-high taxes? A ca-tax-trophe, that’s what!
- War Can Be Taxing:
The Revolutionary War of 2012: Founding Fathers doing revolutions in their graves due to a brainless populace!
- Taxation With Agitation:
It’s like the Boston Tea Party…except in a gas station…in Tennessee…
- Bacon, Lettuce, and Taxes:
We know that fast food customers will eat anything, but we never knew taxes could be tasty!
- Taxing Customers:
However you add things up, this retail customer is minus a few brain cells.
- Fortunately, It’s Raining Pork Barrels And Earmarks:
Wonder where your tax dollars go? To humongous, lake-covering umbrellas, of course!
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(This museum has a large Titanic exhibit. Many of the rescued survivors were brought to Halifax after the ship sank. Many of the recovered bodies of the vicitms are buried here as well. A tourist approaches me.)
Tourist: “So, is Leonardo Di Caprio buried upstairs?”
(I work in a museum. I don’t answer phone calls when I am working with visitors, and have missed multiple phone calls from the same number. They never leave a message. All pertinent information such as hours and admission prices are on the phone message. A visitor approaches the desk.)
Me: “Welcome to the museum!”
Visitor: “You never answer the phone.”
Me: “I do if I have the opportunity.”
Visitor: “I’ve called several times in the last week.”
Me: “That was you?”
(I verify their name matches the caller ID.)
Me: “If you’d left a message, I would have gotten back to you.”
Visitor: “I didn’t want to leave a message. I just wanted to see if you were open.”
Me: “The voicemail message should say that our hours are–”
Visitor: “Yes, I know when your hours are!”
Me: “Then why did you keep phoning?”
Visitor: “I wanted to see if you were actually open!”
Visitor: “Excuse me, miss, is that a door?” *points to the door as two people walk through it*
Visitor: “Oh…well, can I walk through it?”
Me: “Yup, you sure can.”
Visitor: “Are you sure? I don’t remember there being a door here before.”
Me: “Ma’am, I can assure you that you are staring at a real door and it is perfectly safe to use.”
Visitor: “I’m confused. I’m just going to use the doors downstairs.”
Me: “Excuse me, ma’am. We do not allow the use of photography in the museum.”
Guest: “I wasn’t taking a photograph!” *shows me her phone*
Me: “Sorry, the way you were holding your phone looked as if you were taking a photograph. Although not only did you take a photograph, but you saved it as your cell phone wallpaper and are currently showing it to me.”