Not Always Right on Facebook Not Always Right on Twitter Not Always Right Unfiltered on Tumblr
Featured Story:
  • Had It Up To Their Neck With Bad Customers
    (2,432 thumbs up)
  • April Themed Story Giveaway: Creepy Customers!
    Submit your story today!

    It’s A Ruff Life In The Slums

    | Mequon, WI, USA |

    Customer: “Hey, what’s going on?!”

    Me: “Excuse me, is something wrong?”

    Customer: “Yeah, we went to go see Slumdog Millionaire with my kid and the first scene has all this violence! We thought it was about a dog!”

    Me: “I can assure you, it’s not about that. It’s also R-rated. Did you see the ratings on our board?”

    Customer: “No one reads those! I want a refund!”

    Fresh Popcorn, Stale Mind

    | Iowa, USA | Food & Drink

    (We clean the popcorn machines at the movie theater I work at every night. We leave any extra popcorn in the first machine we cleaned, and pop fresh popcorn the next morning. A customer walks up to register as I’m emptying the kettle.)

    Customer: “Can I get a small popcorn?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    (I turn to the machine with fresh popcorn to get her order when she stops me.)

    Customer: “I don’t want the stale popcorn. I want the fresh stuff from today.”

    Me: “Ma’am this popcorn was just popped; you watched me empty the
    kettle.”

    Customer: “Don’t lie to me. I know you’re just lazy and don’t want to walk the five extra feet to get me fresh popcorn.”

    (I walk over to the machine with the old stale popcorn, fill her bag, and ring her up.)

    Me: “Is there anything else I can get for you today, ma’am?”

    Customer: *takes a bite of her day-old popcorn* “See, now, this is fresh popcorn! You’re lucky I’m not going to talk to your manager for lying to me and trying not to do your job.”

    The World Would Run Out Of Helium

    | Des Moines, IA, USA |

    (A customer has just finished purchasing tickets to Alvin and the Chipmunks 3.)

    Customer: “Is this a movie or a live performance?”

    Now Playing: The War On Germs

    | Des Moines, IA, USA |

    (I’m tearing tickets when a woman walks up to me with four children. She is holding two large popcorns and a large drink.)

    Me: “Tickets, please.”

    Customer: “They’re buried in my pocket. Would you hold one of my popcorns while I dig them out?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    (She hands me one of her popcorns, which I hold in both hands in front of me. She begins digging in her pocket.)

    Customer: “Hold it away from you.”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “I don’t want you to hold it so close to your body.”

    (I look down at the popcorn, which I’m already holding at least six inches away from my body, looking confused.)

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    (She immediately grabs the popcorn out of my hands then continues rummaging through her pocket looking for her tickets. She sets the popcorn I was holding precariously on the edge of a nearby trash can, trying to hold it up while looking it in her pocket. Suddenly she loses her grip and the popcorn spills on the floor.)

    Customer: *forlorn, looking at the spilled popcorn* “I’ll take that as a loss.”

    Related:
    Now Selling The War On Germs, Aisle 5

    More Than You Bargained For, Part 4

    | Georgia, USA |

    Customer: “I’ll have one student ticket for [movie].”

    Me: “It’s matinee right now. We don’t have student prices until after 6.”

    Customer: “But I want my student discount!”

    Me: “A student ticket is actually more expensive. Since it’s matinee right now, it’s only $5.”

    Customer: “Do you just not want to give it to me because I’m [ethnicity]?”

    Me: “No. It’s because the student tickets are more expensive.”

    Customer: “GIVE ME MY DISCOUNT!!!”

    Me: “Alright, that will be $7…”

    Related:
    More Than You Bargained For, Part 3
    More Than You Bargained For, Part 2
    More Than You Bargained For


    Page 6/35First...45678...Last