A highly-anticipated film has finally been released (a very pink film about a popular children’s toy), and the evening screenings of the first weekend are especially very busy. I made sure to book tickets for my friends and myself well ahead of time, so we have great seats at an agreeable time, which is not the last screening of the day. (This will turn out to be important.)
As the trailers and commercials play, people are still coming into the theater, trying to find their seats in the near-dark. The theater has assigned seating, and while this usually isn’t strictly adhered to on emptier screenings, this particular show is nearly sold out, so everyone wants to get into their assigned seat.
The film starts and we all enjoy it. It’s great! About thirty minutes from the end, when the film has been playing for well over an hour, three people come into the cinema, turning on the flashlight apps on their phones to see where they’re going. They start to walk all the way up the stairs, looking at the seating row numbers, and they end up at ours. They start to walk toward us. Mind you, we’re just about in the middle, so they have to pass directly in front of at least six other people before they get to our spot. The woman in front shines her bright flashlight on my seat number.
Woman: “Excuse me. I think these are our seats?”
Me: “What? No, they’re not. We’ve been sitting here the whole time.”
Woman: “Is this row [number]?”
Me: “Yes.”
Woman: “Seat [number]?”
Me: “Yes, but I bought a ticket for this seat.”
Woman: “No, I did. Look.”
She gestures to the guy behind her to hand her the tickets. In the meantime, I can see that she holds her phone in such a way that her flashlight shines directly toward the several rows sitting in front of us. People are turning around, wondering what’s going on back there and why someone is shining this bright light in their peripheral vision.
The woman gets the tickets and shows them to me. Sure enough, they have the same seat number on them. However, I notice something else.
Me: “These are for the screening at 8:00 pm.”
Woman: “Yes, so?”
Me: “This is the 6:00 pm screening. We’ve been sitting here for over an hour and a half.”
The woman checks her watch.
Woman: “Oh… sorry!”
She informed her friends, and they all turned around and walked back out, still shining the flashlights the entire way, bothering people with them. She had come in right in the middle of an important dialogue scene, which I completely missed! Hopefully, they’ll check the time more carefully next time.