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    Depth Perception Strikes Again

    | UK | Top

    Customer: “So you’re sure you don’t have any small hot dogs?”

    Employee: “Yes.”

    Customer: (Points to hot dog grill further down the counter) “Well what about those ones over there then??”

    Employee: “No, they’re just further away.”

    Pissing Against The Wind Is An Art Form

    | Columbus, OH |

    Male Customer: “Two for American Gangster…we have 2 free passes.”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, but that movie just opened today and it isn’t currently accepting passes. To use these I’ll have to charge you $1.50 upgrade per ticket.”

    Male Customer: “That’s ridiculous. It doesn’t say that anywhere on it.”

    Me: *pointing to where it says that* “I’m sorry sir but it does. I’ll have to charge you the $3.”

    Female Customer: “But we came early so we knew you wouldn’t sell out! Why can’t you just give it to us?”

    Me: “I’m sorry but its a corporate policy. I cannot give anyone a free pass to this movie, not even employees. It’s not even an option on the computer.”

    Male Customer: *mumbles under his breath while he reaches for his wallet*

    Female Customer: “We shouldn’t have to pay $3 to see the movie! If there’s more than 25 people in there I’m going to report you to a manager!”


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