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    You Read My Mind

    | Lake Zurich, IL, USA | At The Checkout, Food & Drink

    (I’m working the concession stand at the local movie theater when two teenage girls approach.)

    Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”

    Customer #1: “Yes, I’d like a large.”

    Me: “A large what?”

    Customer #1: *glares angrily* “A large POP.”

    Me: *stares at her and smiles*

    Customer #1: *angrily* “What?!”

    Customer #2: “Tell him what kind of pop.”

    Customer #1: *laughs* “Oh my God, I’m so blonde!”

    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 8

    | Alabama, USA | Funny Names

    (A coworker and I are walking around the theater seeing if anything needs to be done. A woman and about 6 children are walking down the hallway. One of the young girls starts running around.)

    Customer: “Bella! Bella! Stop running, Bella! Bella!”

    (She looks at her young son who is behaving well and pats him on the head.)

    Customer: “Good job, Edward.”

    Me: *speechless*

    Coworker: “I wonder what the others are named.”

    Related:
    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 7
    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 6
    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 5
    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 4
    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 3
    Less Twilight, More Daylight, Part 2
    Less Twilight, More Daylight

    Starring Tom Booooohs

    | San Antonio, TX, USA |

    (I am an assistant-manager at my movie theater and I am working at our customer service desk. Part of my job is to answer the phone and answer customer questions.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [theater]. How may I help you today?”

    Customer: “Yes, can you tell me what the next showtime for Mission Impossible is?”

    Me: “7:30.”

    Customer: “Have you seen it yet?”

    Me: “No, sir, I haven’t.”

    Customer: “Well, do you know if it has real ghosts in it?”

    Me: “Ghosts, sir?”

    Customer: “Yeah, because it’s called Ghost Protocol.”

    Me: “Uh, no, sir. There are no ghosts in that movie.”

    Customer: “Okay, thank you.” *hangs up*

    (Don’t) Remember The Alamo

    | Colorado, USA | History

    Customer: *walks up to ticket booth* “What is The Alamo about?

    Employee: “The Alamo, ma’am. It’s the mission building the Texans had to protect when the Mexican army invaded during the Battle of the Alamo.”

    Customer: “Oh my gosh! We’re at war with Mexico?!”

    The Customer Is Always Right, Even When It’s Left

    | Melbourne, Australia | Geography

    (I am an usher ripping tickets at the podium and directing customers to their cinema.)

    Me: “You’re in cinema number four. It’s up the stairs to your left.”

    Patron: “Which way?”

    Me: “Left, and then go up the stairs.”

    Patron: “Which way’s left?”

    Me: “That way.” *points*

    Patron: “Great, thanks!”

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