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    Popcon

    | Calgary, AB, Canada | Liars & Scammers, Movies & TV

    (A customer walks up holding a large red bag of popcorn to be refilled.)

    Customer: “Hi, could I please get a refill?”

    Me: “Did you buy this popcorn today?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Oh, that’s weird because we stopped selling these popcorn bags a month ago. We have black bags now.”

    Customer: “Oh…”

    Thankful For A Thankless Job

    | Florida, USA | Movies & TV

    (I am working behind the concession stand on Thanksgiving day.)

    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Can I buy some of that food over there?”

    (They point to the employee’s Thanksgiving food we have to eat between shows.)

    Me: “No, sir, I’m sorry it’s not for sale.”

    Customer: “Why not? That’s ridiculous.”

    Me: “Our families brought us that food for Thanksgiving since we have to be here instead of celebrating with them. I can’t sell it to you.”

    Customer: “You’re so selfish!”

    Finding Emo

    | Georgia, USA | Movies & TV

    (At my theater our uniforms are all black. I am tearing tickets when two teenage girls walk up. They are looking around very confused.)

    Me: “Can I help you?”

    Customer: *looking lost* “Do you work here?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: Oh! We thought you were just goth.”

    3D Vision Vs Pre-Vision

    | Tempe, AZ, USA | Movies & TV

    Customer: “Two.”

    Me: “For which movie?”

    Customer: *silence*

    Me: “Which movie would you like to see?”

    Customer: *silence*

    Me: “Can you hear me?”

    Customer: “Yes, I said two!”

    Me: “I heard that, but you have to tell me which movie you want to see before I can sell you a ticket.”

    Customer: “Oh, I have to pick one?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “Well how should I know what I want to see? I haven’t seen any of them yet!”

    Prices Also Listed For Karate Kids

    | Mammoth Lakes, CA, USA | Funny Names, Language & Words, Movies & TV

    (The movie theater is small and only shows two movies. This week we were playing Grown Ups and another movie. A customer stands outside the box office looking very confused.)

    Me: “Can I help you?”

    Customer: “I’m confused about the movie times.”

    (I print out the movie schedule and hand it to her. She looks at it for a minute but still looks lost.)

    Customer: “No, it doesn’t help. It shows the times that you let the grown-ups in, but it says nothing about the children.”


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