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    Mini Golf Vs Beer Pong

    | Regina, SK, Canada | Family & Kids, Food & Drink, Underaged

    (Two ten-year-old boys come up to the counter.)

    Boy #1: “Hey, would you give us some beer?”

    Me: “No, you guys aren’t old enough.”

    Boy #1: “Oh, man, they don’t even have any Captain Morgan beer. That’s the best.”

    Boy #2: “Whoa, you know so much about beer!”

    What’s Yours Is Mine

    | NC, USA |

    (In our arcade, we have redeemable prizes for tickets you win by playing games.)

    Me: *after counting a little girl’s tickets* “Okay, you have 25 tickets.”

    Customer: “Give me a watermelon Air Head!”

    Me: “I’m sorry. You don’t have enough tickets for that.”

    Customer: “But my President is black!”

    Me: “And so is mine.”