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    The Aircraft Carrier Kind of Gives It Away

    | Maryland, USA | Military

    (This was at a government office on a Navy base.)

    Me: “***Program Office, *** speaking. Can I help you?”

    Caller: “Can I speak to the homeowner?”

    Me: “Sir, this is a naval base, not a residence.”

    Caller: “Are you sure?!”

    Military Intelligence

    | MCAS Miramar, San Diego, CA, USA | Top

    Me: “Okay sir, can you hear me?”

    Pilot: “Loud and clear. Okay, I have a problem with my radar…it won’t test and nothing is coming up in the O-F-F position.”

    Me: “Well, sir, turn it to the O-N position and let me know how things work out.”


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