No Use Crying Over Milk That’s Bad At Math
A new store manager is going through staff scheduling with the floor managers. It’s his first time managing a store in a small town with just one high school where a lot of people know each other.
Store Manager: “Who is Milton? Why is he only ever scheduled to work the back?”
Checkout Manager: “Milton? Oh, you mean Milk. Yeah, he’s no good on checkout. We tried, but that didn’t work out.”
Store Manager: “Milk?”
Me: “Nickname.”
Store Manager: “Why is his nickname Milk?”
Me: “He got 2% on his final math test in high school, and since then, everyone’s called him Milk.”
Store Manager: “Okay, so no checkout. Got it.”