Not A Fan Of Poly-gab-at-me, Part 2
A bickering couple comes up to me as I am working behind the counter.
Male Customer: “Excuse me, but are you a Mormon?”
Me: “Uh… yes?”
Male Customer: “Excellent! We finally found one! Can you please tell my wife you’re allowed to have as many wives as you want?”
Me: “That’s… not true. We only take one wife.”
Female Customer: “Hah! See?! I told you!”
Male Customer: “Huh… I always thought Mormons were allowed multiple wives.”
Me: “It’s a common misconception, sir.”
Male Customer: “Well then, what’s the point of all that missionary stuff you’ve all gotta do if not to find yourselves some decent wives?”
Me: “It’s purely to preach, sir.”
Male Customer: “What a waste of time!”
Female Customer: “Don’t mind him. He’s just bored every Sunday at church and is feeling around for other options…”
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