Inex-spews-able Behavior

| TX, USA | Health & Body

(A woman comes in and appears clean and normal. She hands my coworker a plastic bag.)

Customer: “Could you be a dear and throw this away? I hate having trash in my car.”

Coworker: “Sure…”

(As my coworker takes the bag, which isn’t sealed, stuff leaks all over her desk. She leans down to examine it, and it is vomit.)

Customer: “That is disgusting! You spilled my vomit all over your desk. I should have your boss fire you for making me feel sick all over again!” *storms off*

Urine Her Way

| TX, USA | Bizarre, Health & Body

(A customer comes in and so far has been acting completely normal.) 

Customer: “May I use your restroom?”

Me: *gesturing to the sign right behind me* “I’m sorry ma’am, we don’t have a public restroom.”

(Suddenly the customer grabs her crotch like a child, and starts hopping up and down. She tries to take off running to the gas station across the street, and I shout after her that they don’t have a public restroom either. I see her run out of the gas station, squat down next to the air pump, and begin peeing. She then returns to my store.)

Customer: *sighs with relief* “When you have to go, you have to go.” *winks at me and walks out*

Letting Loose

, | Texas, USA | Health & Body

Me: “Hi, how are you today?”

Customer: “Not too good. My bowel movements are very loose.”

Me: *speechless*