Possession Is Nine-Tenths Of The Law. The Other Tenth Is Licking.
I work in a library, and we have a coffee machine in our lobby where visitors can get coffee, tea, or hot chocolate. The hot chocolate is very popular with kids.
I spot a little boy running up to his dad, waving a paper mug from the machine.
Boy: “Dad, can I have hot chocolate?”
Dad: “Not today, buddy.”
Boy: “Daaad, pleeeease!”
Dad: “No, we don’t have time today; we can get it next time. Now put that mug back where you found it.”
Boy: “But I already licked it!”