So, I’m NOT The Only One Who… What Were We Talking About?
My uncle is extremely distractible and unobservant. I could tell a ton of stories about him either not noticing or immediately forgetting something obvious, but this is one of the most egregious examples.
I’m sitting at my computer when my uncle walks up behind me.
Uncle: “Hey, [My Name], how’s [Website we’re working on together] going? Can you show me what you’ve gotten done?”
Me: “Sure, let me bring it up.”
I turn back to the computer for literally five seconds, just long enough to open my web browser.
Me: “So, I got the login… system…”
I turn back around while speaking, only to see an empty room.
Me: “…[Uncle]?”
I found him vacuuming a nearby room. Somehow in the — again, LITERALLY — five seconds I was facing away and not talking to him, he’d forgotten that he’d asked me a question and wandered off. I’d be worried that he had dementia or a brain tumor or something, except Mom swears he’s always been like this.