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  • Throw Your Claims Up At Me

    | UK | Funny Names, Language & Words

    (I am asking a customer if there were any independent witnesses to an accident. To make it clear, an independent witness is one not known previously to either party.)

    Me: “Were there any independent witnesses?”

    Customer: “Well, there was a 92 year old woman.”

    Me: “Excellent. Is she known to either party?”

    Customer: “Oh yes. I was taking her for her weekly shop at the time.”

    Me: “Right. Well, I don’t think we can class her as an independent witness but we can still take a statement if necessary.”

    Customer: “Oh, but she is independent! She lives by herself and does all her housework by herself! We only help out with taking her shopping because she can’t drive!”

    Pre(Car)ious Insurance, Part 4

    | New Orleans, LA, USA |

    Me: “Could I ask why you fled the scene of the accident, sir?”

    Customer: “’Because I didn’t have no insurance.”

    Me: “Wait, didn’t you say earlier that you were driving right now?”

    Customer: “Yes, sir.”

    Me: “…the vehicle from the accident?”

    Customer: “Yes, sir.”

    Me: “…with no insurance?”

    Customer: “What part of ‘Yes, sir,’ do you not understand!?”

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    Hawai’i Spell That

    | San Diego, USA |

    Customer: “I’d like to add my son to my policy.”

    Me: “Okay, what’s his full name as it appears on his license?”

    Customer: “Johnathan James Kai’hoalaloai’u Johnson.”

    Me: “Can I have you spell the middle name for me?”

    Customer: “Which one? He has two middle names.”

    Me: “Not James.”

    Customer: “K-a-i-h-o, um, a-l, wait. What did I say so far?”

    Ah, Mothers, Part 5

    | California, USA | Family & Kids

    Me: “Your vehicle is a total loss.”

    Customer: “My vehicle is in great condition!”

    Me: “It’s 14 years old and it costs more to repair your vehicle than it’s worth.”

    Customer: “Well, my son is 14 years old and he’s not falling apart!”

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    Pre(Car)ious Insurance, Part 2

    | Texas, USA | Liars & Scammers

    Customer: “I’d like to get full coverage insurance on this vehicle.”

    Me: “Well, your car is over 15 years old, so I don’t think that will be possible. We simply don’t have a company willing to write it.”

    Customer: “But, what am I supposed to do if I want full coverage?”

    Me: “I guess get a newer car?”

    Customer: “If I wreck that car I’m screwed! I’m not that good of a driver to start with!”

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