Customer in an ice cream shop: “Wait, your mint ice cream is white?”

Me: “That’s right. We don’t use artificial colors in our ice cream.”

Customer: “So shouldn’t your Orange Cream ice cream be green, since oranges are green?”

Me: “Blurgh!?”

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(It must be noted the ice cream shop I worked at was in a mall, so it was pretty tiny and limited.)

Customer: “I’d like a chocolate ice cream cone please.”

Me: “Sorry, we only have vanilla.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I’d like a chocolate ice cream then.”

Me: *stares* “We only have VANILLA. I can drip it in chocolate for you though.”

Customer: “Ugh, gross! No thanks, I’ll go try McDonald’s.”