They Scream For Ice Cream And A Whole Lot More
This happened in winter in the northeastern US, so it was cold out and business was slow. This local businesswoman came to the store and stood there looking at the menu board. She was wearing a power suit and had a very cold expression on her face. The businesspeople were generally the worst. They felt because the staff were college kids that they could use that “the customer is always right” card and have carte blanche to say anything they wanted to us in the worst attitude. It was all a power trip for them.
On our menu board, we listed our ice cream flavors, of which we had about twenty. We also listed the price for our one-size, whole-milk-only frappe.
The top of the menu board (as well as the name of the store) made it clear that we were an ice cream operation. After staring at the menu board for close to five full minutes, this woman walked up to me and barked.
Customer: “Give me a small-size milkshake with low-fat milk, and I want you to use your non-fat cappuccino frozen yogurt.”
Oh, no. She got every single part of her order wrong!
Me: “We actually only serve ice cream here; we don’t have any frozen yogurt. We also only carry the flavors you see on the board, so we don’t have cappuccino, nor do we have anything that’s non-fat. Also, our milkshakes only come with whole milk, and they are one size only, which would be twenty ounces.”
She made this face like she’d just smelled bad cheese, gave a derisive laugh, and then screamed:
Customer: “DO… YOU… SPEAK… ENGLISH?!”
I was born and raised in the US, so yeah, I speak English with no discernible regional accent.
Customer: “Either get me what I ordered or get me your manager!”
Me: “I can get my manager for you, but they can’t get you what you’ve asked for.”
Customer: “What’s your name? I’m going to complain to your corporate about you!”
Me: “John.”
Customer: “You think I’m dumb enough to believe that, using the most common name in the world! You think you can weasel out of this, honey? I’m going to call up and describe what you look like and what time this happened, so they’ll know it’s you.”
She then stormed off. I was a few weeks away from graduating and would be quitting my job, so what the h***?
Me: “You’re the moron who can’t get a single thing right when ordering ice cream after reading a menu for five minutes.”
She walked off, ignoring me, but she kept looking over her shoulder to see if I was following her.
I thought I was going to get fired, and when I went back to work, I did call my boss (who was at home) and said I’d had a really bad customer who said she was going to call in and try to get me fired.
Boss: “Yeah, those people never call. Don’t worry about it.”
She never did call.