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    Time To Stuff Someone’s Mailbox w/Flat Lids

    , | California | Top

    Customer, upon receiving her Moolatte: “This has a round lid, can I have a flat lid?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, the only lid that fits that cup is a dome lid.”

    Customer: “But I want a flat lid, Starbucks always gets me a flat lid! Why can’t you?!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the flat lids we have won’t fit that cup.”

    Customer: “I want to speak with your manager.” *mutters* “Stupid kids…”

    (I go and get my manager)

    Manager: “What’s the problem, ma’am?”

    Customer: “This stupid employee of yours won’t give me a flat lid!” *brandishes the drink in his face*

    (My manager takes one of every single lid in the store and puts them in front of her)

    Manager: “Go ahead then.”

    Customer: *proceeds to try and put the lids on the cup, none of which fit* “This is ridiculous! Why don’t you have a flat lid?! Starbucks always has a flat lid!!”

    Manager: “Then go buy your drinks there and leave my employees alone.”

    “Blurgh!?” Is Right

    , | USA | Top

    Customer in an ice cream shop: “Wait, your mint ice cream is white?”

    Me: “That’s right. We don’t use artificial colors in our ice cream.”

    Customer: “So shouldn’t your Orange Cream ice cream be green, since oranges are green?”

    Me: “Blurgh!?”

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    Must … Have … Chocolate … GraAAaawr!

    , | California |

    (It must be noted the ice cream shop I worked at was in a mall, so it was pretty tiny and limited.)

    Customer: “I’d like a chocolate ice cream cone please.”

    Me: “Sorry, we only have vanilla.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. I’d like a chocolate ice cream then.”

    Me: *stares* “We only have VANILLA. I can drip it in chocolate for you though.”

    Customer: “Ugh, gross! No thanks, I’ll go try McDonald’s.”

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