Weight Watchers Rejects

| Midland, MI, USA | Uncategorized

(A customer orders a sundae in a small banana boat. It’s two mounds of ice cream with hot fudge, pecans, whip cream, and a cherry.)

Me: “Can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like the hot fudge pecan royale. Can you make it with twist ice cream?”

Me: “Yes. ”

Customer: “That comes with whip cream, right?”

Me: “Yes it does.”

Customer: “Good. I don’t want a cherry though, they’re fattening.”

Me: “…”

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Mmm, Moisturizer

| Montana, USA | Uncategorized

(At the shop, all the flavors of gelato are plainly labeled. This particular question happened almost daily…)

Customer: “What does the Rose taste like?”

Me: “Roses.”

Customer: “No way! Let me try!”

(I hand the customer a sampler of rose-flavored gelato.)

Customer: “It tastes like lotion!”

Me: “How often do you eat lotion?!”

Saved By The Belle

, | California | Uncategorized

(I used to work at a popular ice cream store, where they mix your ice cream. We got really busy during the weekends, with lines out the door. This happened as I was going down the line asking customers for their order.)

Me: “Hello, what would you like today?”

Customer: “Are you high?”

Me: “Uh…what?”

Customer: “Your eyes are REALLY red. That’s okay, I’m cool with it…I am sure it makes this job more fun.” *grins*

Me: “Um, I’m not high. I have contacts and they make my eyes really red.”

Customer: “Oh, gotcha.” *winks*

(At this point, I am hoping I dont lose my job for something this stupid.)

Me: “So what can I get you?”

Customer: “Nothing, I am just looking.”

Lady next to customer: “I know you are not high dear, don’t panic.” *gives me a tip*

Fatheaded

, | Newton, MA, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “What’s the difference between low-fat and non-fat yogurt?”

Me: “Well, the low-fat has only a small amount of fat whereas the non-fat has none at all.”

Customer: “What’s fat?”

Me: “…”

The Adventures Of Captain Obvious

, , , , | Everywhere | Uncategorized

Me: “Would you like the 4-piece meal or the 6-piece meal?”
Customer: “What’s the difference?”

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Me: “Would you like the quarter pound classic burger or the half pound classic burger?”
Customer: “Which one is bigger?”

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Customer: “How big is the 6 inch?”

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Customer: “How many come in a four-pack?”

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Customer: “Is your Sunday special on Sundays only?”

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Customer: “Does your turkey chic pea chili soup have beef in it?”

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Customer: “What flavor is your vanilla ice cream?”

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Customer: “What’s the difference between the lemon and the vanilla?”

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Customer: “Hi, do you sell books here?”
Me: “This is a bookstore, ma’am.”

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Me: “Thank you for calling Pittsford Plaza Cinema, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, hello. Are you located in the Pittsford Plaza?”

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Me: “Thank you for calling Saltgrass Steakhouse in Meyerland Plaza where our gift cards make great holiday stocking stuffers. How may I assist you?”
Customer: “Hi, is this Saltgrass?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “In Meyerland right?”
Me: “Yes…”
Customer: “Do you have giftcards?”‘
*click*

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