Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 4
Among the things our store offers are ice cream cakes: custom decorated desserts with two-thirds ice cream atop one-third chocolate or vanilla cake.
One scorchingly hot summer afternoon, I call my manager.
Me: “Hey, listen, there’s a woman who wants a refund on her ice cream cake because it melted.”
Manager: “Ugh… That’s one of the few things we really can’t do anything about.”
Me: “Well, she claims she didn’t know it was made with ice cream. She says it’s ‘false advertising’ to call them ‘cakes’.”
Manager: “Despite getting it from an ice cream shop that sells ice cream, with a big display of ice cream cakes, in boxes labeled ‘ice cream cakes’?”
Me: “Don’t forget the five-foot-tall sign showing an ice cream cake cut to show the ice cream and cake within. Also, she had to pick the flavor of ice cream she wanted. Rocky Road.”
Manager: “Ugh. I remember that one.”
Rocky Road is nearly impossible to work with as a cake top, as not only do the nuts make it hard to make smooth, but the marshmallows will push out after being smoothed down.
Manager: “How long did she have it sitting out?”
Me: “According to her, two hours, but…”
Manager: “In this heat?! It wouldn’t have lasted twenty minutes! Thirty tops.”
Me: “Oh, no, no, no… Two hours after driving it up to [Popular Mountain Resort].”
Manager: *Sputtering* “That’s… That’s three hours from here! Five hours! Five hours!“
Me: “Yup. You want to be the one to explain thermodynamics to her?”
The customer did not receive a refund.
Related:
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 3
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 2
Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here