The Cake Is A Melting Lie
A customer calls our ice cream shop.
Customer: “Something is wrong with my cake, and I’m coming down to get a refund!”
She turns up in the shop.
Customer: “I put the ice cream cake in the fridge, and it melted!”
Me: “Why did you put it in the fridge? It’s ice cream; it needs to go in the freezer.”
Customer: “Why would I put my ice cream cake in the freezer when none of you employees told me I should when I bought the cake from the fridge here?”
Me: “You got the cake from a freezer. Can you see the digital thermometer showing the temperature at about twenty degrees?”
Customer: “If it’s a freezer, why isn’t it below zero degrees?”
Me: “It’s Fahrenheit.”
Customer: “Well, you should explain that to people who use Celsius!”
Me: “So, you think twenty degrees Celsius is a normal temperature for an ice cream cake?”
Customer: “…shut up and give me my refund!”
She did not get her refund.