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    Mother Knows Best And All

    | New York, NY, USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Family & Kids

    (A somewhat well-known professional athlete and minor celebrity is making a home-delivery order. He is with an older woman.)

    Me: “Did you find everything all right today?”

    Customer: *grunts*

    Me: “Can you please fill out this form for delivery?”

    Customer: *grunts*

    Me: “Your address where you’d like it delivered?”

    Customer: “Uh…” *turns to woman* “Mom, what’s my address?”

    (Gives address.)

    Me: “… and your signature?”

    Customer: “My what?”

    Me: “Signature. Autograph?”

    Customer: “Uh, oh, right!”

    Me: “Can you please provide you cell phone number for the delivery?”

    Customer: “Um…”

    Me: “Your cell number?”

    Customer: “Mom, what’s my cell phone number?”