(I work at a hotel doing housekeeping, laundry, and generally other things that need help. As I’m exchanging a guest’s towels, her friend comes out and seems really frustrated.)
Guest: “Um, do you guys actually wash the pillows here?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I can assure you that all the pillows in here are clean.”
Guest: “Obviously they’re clean! But do you wash them?”
Me: ”Uh…yes, we do.”
Guest: ”I knew it! THAT’S WHY THE PILLOWS ARE TO G** D*** FLUFFY!”
Me: ”I’m sorry to hear that you were uncomfortable. Sometimes guests that are more used to things from their house bring their own pillows.”
Guest: “And why the h*** would I do that?! All you d*** people would just steal it and make it fluffy!”
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(I work at a hotel front desk. Two girls have just checked in.)
Me: “Okay, I just need to see a picture ID and a credit card to check you into the hotel.”
Customer: *concerned* “But will I get my card back?!”
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(I’m working the day shift at a hotel. One day, I get a page from the front desk.)
Coworker: “This is going to seem like a weird request.”
Me: “Okay, what’s up?”
Coworker: “Well, the lady in room [#] needs you to show her how to use the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign.”
Me: “You’re kidding, right?”
Coworker: *laughs* “I’m afraid not.”
(I go to the guest’s room and knock on her door. A lady in her 50s comes to the door holding a little cardboard ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign.)
Guest: “How do I work this?”
(I take the sign and put it on the door handle.)
Guest: “Oh, so that’s how that thing works!”
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(This happens during a small snow storm. West Yellowstone is at the top of Gallatin Canyon and the road can be very dangerous in the winter.)
Visitor: “Thanks for the directions! I’m heading for Bozeman.”
Me: “You’re welcome, and drive safe!”
Visitor: “How dare you?! I am a great driver! Don’t you ever again imply otherwise!”
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