A King-Superior Room For A Rather Inferior Attitude
I work in a hotel. A high-tier member of our guest rewards program comes to the desk with his girlfriend.
Guest: “The name is [Guest].”
Me: *Smiling* “Hello, sir, welcome. Ahh, I have your booking right here. Let me print the paperwork.”
Guest: *Glaring and demanding* “I’d like to request an upgrade.”
Me: “All right, let me see. Hmm… you’ve already been upgraded from a standard twin to a king superior with a sofa bed.”
Guest: “I want a suite.”
Laughing nervously, I check the system.
Me: “Sir, we don’t have a suite available. They are occupied.”
Guest: “Yes, you do. You have the presidential suite.”
Me: “Um…”
He pulls out his phone to show me.
Guest: “I see you still have it on your website!”
His quiet girlfriend also pulls out her phone to show it to me twice for some reason.
Now let me stop here to explain some context.
The presidential suite is £800 a night. It’s three rooms with their own balconies. The wallpaper in those rooms is £1,000 a roll. The presidential suite is gorgeous.
I look at this dude’s rate, and he booked a standard twin for £103 for the night. Absolutely not happening.
Me: “Sir, we don’t have the presidential suite available.”
Guest: “As a diamond member, I get free upgrades!”
He shoves the phone showing the available suite at me. At this point, I’m starting to shake because he’s being super forceful, like a guy who would flip out if a woman turned him down at a bar or a child being refused a toy.
Trying to defuse the situation, I look more into the system.
Me: “We have a king-superior sea view tonight that I’d be happy to give you. The diamond member complimentary upgrade only allows for a room type in a category that’s one grade up from the one you book, and we have done that, but I can give you this, the king-superior—”
Guest: “I want to speak to your manager.”
Me: “All right, gladly.”
I go get my manager and explain the situation. He comes out and repeats everything I said. He explains that we can’t give the presidential suite to the guest because the suite is four rooms, but he’d also be happy to give him a king-superior sea view.
Guest: “No, I don’t want that room! That room is rubbish! I stayed in that exact room the last time I was here, and it was dreadful. I want the presidential suite!”
No, he didn’t, and he had no idea what the number of said room would be.
Manager: “Sir, I am not going to give you the presidential suite, but I have this lovely king-superior sea view room available for you.”
The guest whines.
Guest: “I’VE DRIVEN ONE HUNDRED MILES TO COME HERE! I know [Company CEO] personally! The [Hotel Brand] in [Town] lets me have their presidential suite all the time!”
My front office manager stands his ground. The guest sighs.
Guest: “Fine. Cancel my booking, then.”
He’s clearly bluffing.
Manager: *Robotically* “That’s a shame because I have a lovely king-superior sea view for you to enjoy.”
Guest: “No, I want the suite. Cancel my booking. I’m going to another hotel.”
Manager: “All right.”
He does, and that is that. My manager goes to finish paperwork, and I continue my nightly routine, watching the guy and his girlfriend in the lobby fiddle on their phones. After a bit, the guest approaches again.
Guest: “Can I see your manager again?”
My manager sighs and comes out.
Guest: *Sheepishly* “Can you book me a taxi?”