Everything Comes Back To Money, Doesn’t It?
When I was working at a credit card processor’s help desk, I got a call from a small motel saying their credit card machine was not connecting. This was back in the day when they dialed out on a phone line. The caller said she’d plugged a phone into the line the machine used and successfully called a friend of hers, which put her head and shoulders above the typical caller.
Me: “Is the phone still plugged into that line?”
Caller: “Yes.”
Me: “Dial [number]. That’s the number the machine actually calls. It’s toll-free even though it doesn’t look it.”
Caller: “Oh! I got a recording saying our [Phone Company] long-distance bill hasn’t been paid, and it wants me to call a number to arrange payment. I’m so embarrassed!”
Me: “Don’t be. It’s not your fault the darn phone bill went unpaid.”
Our customer service number was an 800 number, so their local carrier put it through directly, but it didn’t recognize the machine’s weird toll-free number, so it transferred it to their long-distance carrier, who balked at placing the call.