Would You Describe The Guest As More Sheepish Or Baa-shful?
I work night shifts in what I consider a decently-sized hotel. I fly solo on my shifts, so it’s a fun combination of front desk work, handyman tasks, housekeeping, and bartending (and all the stuff that entails). It’s roughly 140 rooms. It’s a nice location with really nice regulars, as well as frustrating locals, as seems to be fairly common.
It is nearing the end of my shift one day in June 2020. Breakfast has opened, and we are approaching 6:50. My shift ends at 7:00, so I am doing my characteristic “stand and do nothing, but don’t look idle” thing, as not a lot of people are checking out.
Here comes a man to check out. He’s in plain-looking work clothes, and he’s carrying a duffle bag. He smells — not badly, just… smells like farming. I’m not bothered by this, but I sure do notice it.
Guest: “Can you look after my bag while I have breakfast?”
I don’t mind, so I carry it behind the counter and resume my thing, wishing guests a good morning and checking out the few that are leaving.
I notice something’s off. I can’t pinpoint what.
Then, something touches my leg, and it feels like it’s trying to bite me. I am startled, and I feel like a cartoon character; internally, I am screaming, and my soul is escaping my body. I’d like to think I’m still maintaining my customer service smile.
I look down… and there is the cutest littlest lamb. And I mean the littlest. I know for a fact that I’ve abandoned my customer service smile and look all kinds of confused. A lamb. In my lobby. In the city. And I haven’t ever done any drugs to suspect hallucinations.
I keep staring at the critter for a good minute or two as my heart smelts to goop. It has a collar, which I tie to the duffle bag. I walk into the restaurant and approach the guest.
Me: “There’s a lamb trying to escape, and I figured you’d be interested to know.”
I cannot in mere words explain his facial expressions; it is a contorted look of worry, embarrassment, and giggling. I ask him to come and take care of his travelmate, and we walk back to the front desk.
The fugitive has escaped my futile attempt at restraining it. It is now surrounded by the confused and adoring faces of the director, the front desk manager, and the fix-it person.
Director: *To me* “What… What is this?”
Me: “It is a lamb, and I am equally perplexed.”
Director: “Oh, yes. Yes, I’d think so.”
I’d like my guests to let me know if there’s something like an animal they are asking me to look after. But I didn’t grill the guest too badly about it. We spent a good fifteen minutes just looking at the cutie. Guests had their checkout delayed, but they were too amazed by the cute little fella.
I still think about that lamb every now and then. It was a premature lamb that was being relocated to someone better able to look after it. Its name was Lambda, and we sure were on the same wavelength.