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    Weekend Roundup: Don’t Mess With Employees

    , , , | Not Always Right Archives | Roundups

    Introducing Weekend Roundups: each week, we’ll be featuring some of our favorite stories from the Not Always Right archives.

    Don’t Mess With Employees! This week, we feature five stories that teach misbehaving customers the consequences of messing with employees.

    1. In Real Hot Sauce Now:
      A young teenage employee decides her dignity is worth more than £3.71 and dealing with a cowardly manager.
    2. A Good Ol’ Fashioned A** Whoopin’:
      A customer tries to rough up an employee, but ends up getting roughed up by the manager instead.
    3. Hard Drugs And Harder Pharmacists:
      Teenage robber, meet Doug. Doug is our new pharmacy tech. Doug is also built like a fridge.
    4. Who’s Got The Power Now:
      Tech support is happy to support your technology. Supporting your potty mouth, not so much.
    5. Your Prank Got Spanked:
      A prank caller picks the wrong, well-armed store to call.

    Holding A Smoking Gun

    | South West, FL, USA | Criminal/Illegal

    (A customer is filling out a handgun license application.)

    Customer: “It asks here if I have a misdemeanor for domestic violence.”

    Me: “Yes, that is what it is asking you.”

    Customer: “You can’t buy a gun if you have a domestic violence charge?”

    Me: “Of course not. You can’t even legally be in this store.”

    Customer: “What do you mean, ‘Of course not’? You f****** b****!”

    Me: “Have a good one.”

    Customer: *grabs paperwork, tears it up, and tosses it at me*