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Bad Behavior Is A Vicious Cycle

| Danbury, CT, USA | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids

(I’m working in the produce section of my store, which is where the main entrance is. A girl, who is about nine years old, rolls into the store riding her bicycle)

Me: “Sorry, you can’t ride your bike through the store.”

Girl: “Why not?”

Me: “Because it’s dangerous. You might run into someone.”

Girl: “So what?”

Me: “I’m very sorry, but the bike has to go outside.”

Girl: “You can go to Hell!”

Girl’s Mom: “Haha, kids are funny, right?”

Me: “…”

(They took the bike outside after, then came back in and stared me down while shopping.)

We Are Sorry For The Good Service

| Prince Albert, SK, Canada | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests

(I work as a cashier. During every order I ask the customers coming through my lane if they want the deal of the week, which can be anything from chocolates to toothbrushes to potted plants, and if we forget to ask then the customer gets the item for free. I greet my customer, with a hello, ask how many bags they would like, and offer the deal of the week. The order goes through with no problem and they pay.)

Me: “Here is your receipt, sir. You have yourself a wonderful evening.”

Customer: *kind of pissed* “Well, it’s not going to be so nice now!”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, sir. What happened?”

Customer: “You asked me if I wanted the deal of the week, and now I can’t have it for free!”

Me: *kind of speechless* “I’m sorry?”

Customer: *angrily* “Well, you should be. Why can’t you be like those other cashiers who never ask?!”

(The customer left not long afterwards with no fuss, but still a little angry at me for not letting them have a free item. It’s still one of the only times where I’ve had a customer mad at me for doing my job correctly and wanting me to be worse at it!)

Don’t Have Baggage About Types Of Baggage

| Lawrence, KS, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Awesome Workers

(I am standing in line at the grocery store. The cashier asks the customer in front:)

Cashier: “Do you want paper or plastic?”

Customer: “It doesn’t matter, I’m biSACKtual.”

(After he left, the cashier turned to the bagger:)

Cashier: “It’s a good thing the other guy wasn’t here today; he’s hydrophobic.”

He Got The Idiot Card

| ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Crazy Requests

(I just finished checking out a customer purchasing a birthday card and a few other things. It’s slow, so there’s no one in line behind him.)

Customer: *opens card* “Can I borrow a pen?”

Me: “Sure, no problem.” *passes him his pen and begins to bag the rest of his things*

Customer: *begins writing on the card, but then stops* “Err… ma’am?”

Me: *looks up* “Yeah?”

Customer: *looks flustered* “I just spelled my friend’s name wrong.”

Me: *stares*

Customer: “Do you think I could put this card back and I could just grab a fresh one?”

Me: “Err… no?”

The Mother Of All Assumptions

| FL, USA | At The Checkout, Bizarre, Holidays

(It’s Mother’s Day. Please note that I am 23 and look a little young for my age.)

Me: “Can I help you, sir?”

Customer: “Happy Mother’s Day!”

Me: “Thank you, sir?”

Customer: “You’re not a mother?”

Me: “No, sir!”

Customer: “Uh, Happy Sunday, then!”