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    Buy Him A Hot Slice Of Karma

    | MI, USA | Food & Drink, Health & Body, Liars & Scammers, Themed Giveaway

    (I have just gotten off my shift as a cashier, and am filling up my gas tank at a gas station right near my store before I head home. My jacket is covering up my uniform. A man approaches me in his car, telling me basically his whole life story about being in the military, just getting out of the hospital, not having eaten all day, and needing food to take his diabetic medication.)

    Man: “Would you be able to give me some food?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t.”

    Man: “Well, why the f*** not?!”

    Me: “Because, not even an hour ago, I saw you at my work, buying a full cart of groceries, and munching on a donut from our bakery. Unless you’ve eaten through all that food in so little time, I’m sure you’d be able to eat something with which to take your medication.”

    Man: “F*** YOU!”

    (As I go inside to buy myself something to drink, I see another poor generous soul buying him food, as well as filling his gas tank. I hope one day he gets what’s coming to him.)

    Some Like It Not Hot

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Food & Drink, Liars & Scammers, Themed Giveaway

    (I work in the deli section of my store. Recently we’ve been having a problem with a customer who always shows up between 10 and 11 am, before we have our hot case fully stocked for the day.)

    Coworker #1: “Hey, it’s that guy again.”

    (I look over and see the customer diligently scanning what we have in our hot case.)

    Me: “Can I help you, sir?”

    Customer: “Yeah, do y’all have any barbecue ribs?”

    Me: “They’re in the oven right now. It’ll be about 40 minutes before they’re ready.”

    Customer: “Thank you.”

    (He walks away without another word. Five minutes later, he returns with one of the managers.)

    Manager: “Hey, you don’t have any barbecue ribs?”

    Me: “Uh, not yet. It’ll be about 35 minutes.”

    Manager: “Why not?!”

    Me: “The ribs just weren’t in our first load in the oven.”

    (The manager looks at me like I am a diseased rat and immediately starts apologizing to the bad customer.)

    Manager: *to the customer* “I’m terribly sorry about the inconvenience, sir. There will be no charge for your meal.”

    (The manager turns back to me with an evil eye.)

    Manager: *to me* “Give him whatever he wants. Don’t print a price tag.”

    (I end up having to give the customer a $6.99 full meal at no charge. The manager stands there and watches to make sure I don’t charge the customer anything. Three days later, the same customer shows up again, at the same time of day.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, do y’all have any buffalo wings?”

    Coworker #2: “We’ve got some wings in the fryer right now. They’ll be ready in about 10 minutes, and we could make buffalo then.”

    Customer: “Thanks.”

    (Once again, he walks away and comes back with the same manager from before.)

    Manager: “Do one of you want to tell me why you don’t have any buffalo wings?!”

    Coworker #2: “We just haven’t got around to making that kind yet. We do have seven other kinds already made.”

    Manager: “But no buffalo.”

    Coworker #2: “Er… no.”

    Manager: *muttering* “F****** useless…” *out loud* “Don’t charge this customer for whatever he asks for. Get him his order. NOW.”

    (Once again, the man walks away with a free meal which would normally cost $6.99. Four days later, he comes back.)

    Me: “Isn’t that the guy who keeps asking for things we don’t have and going to complain?”

    Coworker #1: “Yeah, that’s him. I wonder what he wants this time?”

    Coworker #3: “Yes, sir?”

    Customer: “You got some fried catfish?”

    Coworker #3: “Sorry, we don’t have any today.”

    Customer: “Thanks.”

    (Predictably, he comes back with the same manager in tow yet again.)

    Manager: “You don’t have any fish?! Why am I always hearing these complaints?! Why can’t you get this d*** case filled up on time?!”

    Coworker #3: “Uh… [Store Manager] said we had to have it filled by 11.”

    Manager: “It’s 10:15. That’s almost 11! No charge for this—”

    (The manager is interrupted by the store manager clapping him on the shoulder.)

    Store Manager: “Excuse me, [Manager], but do you want to explain why I keep seeing you’ve signed off on no-charge purchases on the deli production sheets?”

    Manager: “Uh… well… they never have what the customers want!”

    Store Manager: “They never have what this customer conveniently wants.”

    (The store manager then turns to the customer, and points at him.)

    Store Manager: *to the customer* “Get out.”

    Customer: “What?”

    Store Manager: “Get out of my store. You are banned from shopping here.”

    Customer: “Ain’t my fault these b****es don’t got what I want!”

    Store Manager: “Yes it is. I’ve seen you on our security cameras, always looking for things they don’t have in the case. You always find an excuse to complain and ask for free food. Well, you’re not getting any more free food. Get out.”

    (The customer gives the store manager a nasty look, but leaves without saying anything. The store manager then turns to the other manager.)

    Store Manager: “And I want to see you in my office.”

    (The other manager got suspended for a week without pay!)

    Bedraggle Their Haggle

    | Norway | At The Checkout, Family & Kids, Money

    (My local grocery store is in a neighborhood with a lot of children, and right next to a primary school, so there’s a lot of kids going there on their own. I end up in line behind two boys, around 10 years old. They are counting their money.)

    Boy #1: “I think we’re short.”

    Boy #2: “It’ll be fine. We can get it for less; I’ve done it before.”

    Cashier: *to the boys* “That’ll be [price].”

    Boy #2: “We have [slightly lower amount]. That’s enough right?”

    Cashier: “Sorry, it’s not.”

    Boy #1: “Oh, please?”

    Boy #2: “Yeah, it’s not that much.”

    (While it’s a very small amount of money, I understand the cashier’s reluctance. The boys continue to haggle. Seeing this will go nowhere, I decide to step in.)

    Me: “Here, I’ll pay the difference.”

    (The boys thank me and leave.)

    Cashier: “Thank you! It’s not a lot of money, but we have so many groups trying to haggle every day. It’s okay once in a while, but if I let all of them get away with it, my till would be short every day, and I can’t do that.”

    Me: “It’s no problem. I’ve been here just after schools out. Sometimes it looks like half the kids there stop by on their way home.”

    Cashier: *chuckles* “Sometimes it feels like that, too!”

    Not Impressed With Man Meat

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Bigotry, Crazy Requests, Food & Drink

    (I work at the deli counter of my store. I am slicing meat for a customer who appears very grumpy. She watches me slice, bag, label, and hand her the meat.)

    Customer: “No! This meat is all WRONG!”

    Me: “Sorry?”

    Customer: “You sliced it too thick!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I did ask you if that thickness was okay, and you said yes.”

    Customer: “Then you held it funny! I couldn’t see it right! I’m not buying this s***!”

    Me: “Would you like me to get the manager?”

    Customer: “No, he’s probably an incompetent scumbag like you!”

    Me: “She might be able to help make sure you are satisfied, ma’am.”

    (The customer perks up immediately and looks at me with a predatory sneer.)

    Customer: “Oh really? Your manager is a woman?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “Then call her over here so I can explain how you f***** up my meat!”

    (Sighing, I pick up the intercom phone and call the manager over.)

    Customer: “That just makes you furious, doesn’t it? Taking orders from a woman?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “You think you’re better than us, but you have to do what she says or she can fire you!”

    Me: “Uh, not really. I’ve had plenty of female supervisors.”

    Customer: “And that just burns you up inside, DOESN’T IT?!”

    Me: “Why would you assume that?”

    Customer: “BECAUSE YOU’RE A MAN!”

    Capable Of Handicapping The Capable

    , | TX, USA | Health & Body, Top

    (My grandmother is 96 years old, but she is still able to drive. A car without a handicapped license plate cuts her off and pulls into the handicapped spot, so she has to park further down. She walks with her cane past the 20-something young man who took her spot.)

    Grandmother: “I know we aren’t supposed to judge others because we never know what they are going through, so I am going to assume you needed that parking space more than I did.”

    Young Man: *turning red and not making eye contact* “Sorry about that, ma’am. Um… can I help you into the store?”

    Grandmother: “Thank you, I knew you were really a nice young man.” *takes his arm* “I’ve been a widow for almost 20 years, and it’s been a long time since a man offered to walk me anywhere.”


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