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    Judged Unworthy To Judge

    | NH, USA | At The Checkout, Holidays, Religion

    (I am wearing rabbit ears the week before the Easter holiday while I ring groceries.)

    Customer: “And do you go to church on Easter?”

    Me: “No, I celebrate with baskets, candy, and a nice family meal.”

    Customer: “I don’t think Jesus would approve of that.”

    Me: “Luckily for me, Jesus wasn’t exactly known to judge people.”

    (That shut him up!)

    Hopes And Dreams In Aisle Four

    | Dallas, TX, USA | Bizarre

    (I’m at the register checking out a customer.)

    Me: “Hi! How are you doing today? Did you find everything you were looking for?”

    Customer: “No.”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry. What were you unable to find today?”

    Customer: “I didn’t find a million dollars. Or a man made of gold. Or 11 inches!”

    (I’m trying to keep a straight face.)

    Me: “Did you try the garden center?”

    No Good Day To You

    , | TX, USA | Bad Behavior

    (I hand out samples of sushi in a grocery store. Sometimes I recognize certain people as the ones that always say no, so I do not even try to ask. Instead, I ask them how they’re doing and try to simply be friendly as they pass by. This is a very common response.)

    Me: “Hi! How are you today?”

    Customer: “No, thank you.”

    Me: “Well, have a good day.”

    Customer: “I said no.”

    Smile, And The Whole World Goes Crazy

    | Toronto, ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Bizarre

    (I’m in line at a grocery store. The cashier is a girl in her teens, and looks like she’s had a long night. She’s not rude or anything, just not particularly perky. She’s bagging the customer’s items.)

    Customer: *leaning towards the cashier with a big creepy smile on her face* “You know, the smiles here are free!”

    (The cashier’s eyes widen a little, but before she can decide if this woman is serious, the customer keeps going:)

    Customer: “You know, I used to work as a cashier, and I know how hard it can be, but you just HAVE to keep smiling! Smiling is SO important in this job!”

    (She smiles even wider, clearly pleased with herself and the ‘wisdom’ she’s imparted. She takes her bags, smiles EVEN WIDER, and skips off.)

    Me: “I wonder if she knows that she stole that line from McDonald’s?”

    Cashier: *dazed* “No, I think she thinks she came up with it. Thank god I’m off in five minutes!”

    Unable To Deliver On That Promise

    | Orlando, FL, USA | Crazy Requests

    (I work in the deli section of a store located near an attractions district, where an entertainment company known for its mouse mascot has a strong presence. Today, we get a phone call.)

    Me: “Deli department. [My Name] speaking. Can I help you?”

    Caller: “Hello. I have your party platter menu here and I’d like to order a supreme sandwich platter and a large wing platter.”

    Me: *filling out the order form* “All right, just give me one moment to take that down… and your total will be [amount]. Now I just need a little information. Your name, please, ma’am?”

    Caller: “[Caller].”

    Me: “And when will you be coming to pick up the order?”

    Caller: “Oh, I don’t want to pick it up. I want it delivered to my room at [Fancy Hotel owned by Mouse Company].”

    Me: “Uh… I’m sorry, we don’t make deliveries.”

    Caller: “Don’t be ridiculous. The [Fancy Hotel] brochure clearly states that room service is available 24/7.”

    Me: “Well, they’re probably talking about from their own food service department, ma’am. This is [Grocery Store].”

    Caller: “I am QUITE AWARE of whom I am speaking to. The hotel promises room service, and that’s what I want. Now, I want you to deliver my order to [room] at [Fancy Hotel] by five pm tomorrow, or I will file a complaint with hotel management!”

    Me: “Once again, ma’am, I’m sorry, but we don’t make deliveries. We are not affiliated with [Fancy Hotel] in any way.”

    Caller: “OF COURSE YOU ARE! [Mouse Company] owns everything around here! You said your name was [Name similar to mine]? Well, I am going to personally make sure [Mouse Company] FIRES YOU!”

    Me: “Well, I hope you’ll tell [Mouse Company] how sorry I am for the inconvenience.”

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