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    Not Sue-ted To Parenting

    | Pasco, WA, USA | Bad Behavior, Health & Body

    (I’m in my check-stand when I see a customer’s child is standing on the cart’s seat.)

    Me: “Sir, you really shouldn’t have your child standing on the seat.”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “Because he could fall and injure himself.”

    Customer: “It’s okay. I can just sue you guys if he falls.”

    (The customer then proceeded to shop with the child standing on the seat. Luckily the child didn’t fall.)

    A Grocery Error Of Judgement

    | USA | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids

    (I work in a popular grocery store. It’s a very busy Sunday afternoon, and I am monitoring the six self-checkout machines, which is basically like paying attention to six things at once, while answering questions of customers passing by. A man and his three- or four-year old daughter walk away from their machine and come up to me.)

    Me: “Hi, can I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi. I left my credit card in the car. Can you watch my groceries while I run out and grab it?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but as you can see, it’s very busy at the moment so I can’t hold your machine. However, I can suspend your order while you get your card, and you can finish checking out when you get back.”

    Customer: “I’m parked just right outside. Can you please just hold it for a minute?”

    (People in line are already getting irritated that this guy is talking to me instead of checking out, but this continues for another couple of minutes. Finally, I just give in.)

    Me: “Okay, but please try to hurry. There is a long line.”

    Customer: “Thank you so much! I’ll be right back.”

    (He takes his daughter by the hand, presumably to take her out with him. A few seconds later, she comes walking back up to me.)

    Me: “…Hi. Where’s your dad?”

    Girl: “He told me you would watch me while he went outside.”

    (This guy left his very young daughter with me, while I was running six cash registers at once on the busiest day of the week. He was gone for about fifteen minutes (way more than “a couple”) and when he returned, he smelled like he had been chain smoking the whole time he was gone. I ended up calling one of my supervisors over to help watch the kid while I did my job. All of the customers who were around kept asking if I knew the guy and his kid, and when I said no, the looks of shock and disgust that he left a complete stranger to babysit her were priceless.)

    Meat Her Halfway

    | NY, USA | At The Checkout, Family & Kids, Food & Drink

    (I’m working the self-scan machines. A grandfather comes by with his granddaughter in the seat of the shopping cart. He takes a pack of cookies from the nearby shelf and gives them to her.)

    Grandfather: “Okay, honey, what should we get next?”

    Granddaughter: “MEAT!”

    Me: *chuckling* “I guess she’s a little carnivore, huh?”

    Grandfather: *also laughing* “Well, her mom’s a vegetarian so I can’t really give her meat.”

    Granddaughter: *bouncing in the seat with a big smile* “MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT!”

    Me: “I don’t think she’s a vegetarian, sir.”

    This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 41

    | USA | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid, Money

    (I’m a cashier at a grocery store. I’ve just run up this customer’s items and she slides a card through the EFTPOS. I get a ‘do not honor’ error on my screen. For whatever reason, sometimes our machines give us this error if someone enters the wrong PIN.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. Could you try that again, please?”

    (She slides it through again and I see she’s selecting credit, not debit, so it can’t be the incorrect PIN. I get the error message again.)

    Me: “I’m very sorry, ma’am, but it’s not going through. Do you have another form of payment?”

    Customer: “Oh, sure!”

    (She turns to her husband, who dutifully spreads out like a deck of cards at least 15 credit and debit cards. I stare, mouth agape, as she carefully chooses one and slides it through.)

    Me: “Uh… well, that one worked.”

    Customer: *laughs* “Of course it did! When you run out of money on one, you just move on to the next card in line!”

    (Her husband nods and they gather up their groceries. The next customer comes up and shakes her head.)

    Customer #2: “I feel sorry for the poor card rep who’ll have to explain to those idiots that money isn’t free when they’re $300,000 in debt.”

    Me: “Amen, sister.”

    This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 40
    This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 39
    This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 38

    Cereal Bad Parenting

    | Omaha, NE, USA | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids

    (A coworker is helping a woman find a roast for a dinner party. She isn’t paying any attention to her kid; he has decided to start using the cereal boxes on display as his own punching bags, knocking down part of the stack and stomping on it. I walk over to where she’s talking to my coworker and wait for a pause in the conversation.)

    Me: “Ma’am, could you ask your son to stop kicking the display, please?”

    (The customer looks over at her kid and rolls her eyes, going over and yanking his arm pretty harshly before dragging him over to me.)

    Customer: “What should his punishment be?”

    Me: “What?”

    Customer: “What should his punishment be? If you want to be the f***** parent, be the f****** parent. I don’t appreciate your tone, you little s***.”

    Me: “I’m—”

    Manager: *walking over* “Ma’am, your son was destroying store property. We can’t sell the cereal when the boxes and bags are open. I’d like for you to apologize to my employee. Your roast comes at $45.76 and a quick estimate on the cereal makes your total bill today around $80.”

    Customer: “F****** a**-hole. I’m not paying for that because your stupid high-schooler got an attitude with me.”

    Manager: “Ma’am, even if that were true, he didn’t break open the boxes of cereal. That was your son.”

    Customer: “Whatever.”

    (She now is banned until she pays for the cereal.)

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