The Hazards Of Playing In Water

, | Florida, USA |

Me: “Hello, sir. Welcome to [golf equipment store], how may I help you?”

Customer: “Where can I find the swimming pool equipment?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir. We only manage golf equipment.”

Customer: “Yeah, yeah, but where’s the stuff for the pool? I mean, like filters and those tube-y things that float.”

Me: “Sir, we only sell golf equipment. Golf clubs, golf balls, and the like. We do not sell swimming pool equipment–only golf.”

Customer: “What kind of golf store doesn’t have swimming pool stuff?!”