Frozen Yogurt Shop | Pasadena, CA, USA
(Note: we are VERY generous in offering frozen yogurt samples in those tiny paper cups that could fit on your thumb.)
Me: “Here you go, our six choices!” *offers samples*
(Customer takes samples and shoves the whole thing in her mouth and sucks contents out. When done, she puts the cups back on the counter with yogurt and a LITTLE bit of saliva dripping off the sides. She scoots them in my direction.)
Me: *stares back, thinking, are you serious?*
Customer: *stares back at me for what seems like forever*
Me: “There is a trashcan right below you that you could put those in.”
Customer: “Ew, I’m not touching those! That’s your job.”
(The customer walks away, leaving me staring at the messy glob of cups on our front counter.)
Me: O___o
Frozen Yogurt Shop | Los Angeles, CA, USA
(We keep lids for our yogurt cups behind the counter and ask each customer if they need one when we give them their order.)
Me: “Would you like a lid for that?”
Female Customer: “No, thank you.”
Me: “Alright, have a nice day.”
(She continues to just stand there after I walk away.)
Female Customer: “Fine! I guess I don’t get a lid then!”
Customer’s Boyfriend: “You just told her you didn’t want one.”
Female Customer: “Oh yeah…”
Me: *facepalm*
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Frozen Yogurt Shop | Pasadena, CA
Customer: “Are you Hispanic?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Middle Eastern?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Egyptian?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “What are you?”
Me: “Chinese.”
(customer puts on offended face)
Customer: “I don’t appreciate you treating me like I’m dumb.”
Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.”
Customer: “NO CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS YOURS!!!”
Me: *mouth wide open*
Frozen Yogurt Shop | Pasadena
Male Customer: “Do you guys accept tips?”
Female Coworker: “Yeah, but we try to discourage it. We’d like to think our service is free.”
Male Customer: “Well um… Here’s a tip.” (Customer pulls out his phone number on a piece of paper)
(Female coworker’s boyfriend is right behind customer)
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