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    Fattening Fallacies, Part 2

    | Cleveland, OH, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink

    Customer: “It’s so convenient that this place just opened. I’ve been trying to eat healthier lately, and ice cream is my weakness in the summertime.”

    Me: “Oh, I agree. Nothing beats something cold and sweet on a hot day.”

    Customer: “I still can’t believe that this stuff is calorie-free. It tastes too good to be true!”

    Me: “Um, sir? You are aware that frozen yogurt still has calories, right? It is healthier than ice cream but there are still calories.”

    Customer: “What? But what about the bacteria? I was told yogurt has them. They eat all the calories out of it before we can!”

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