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    You Say Potato, I Say Catholic

    | NC, USA | Food & Drink, Religion

    (My grandmother and I are serving food at an outdoor event. I have cooked mashed potatoes.)

    Customer: “These potatoes are fantastic! I’ve had three servings.”

    Me: “Well, thank you!”

    Customer: “You must be from the First Baptist Church, because all of the best cooks are Baptist, you know.”

    Me: “Actually, I’m not.”

    Customer: “Oh, I guess you must be a Methodist then. Methodist women always did have a way with potatoes.”

    Me: “No, I’m actually a Catholic.”

    Customer: “Well, where the h*** did you come from?”