Wants A Sandwich But Their Heart Just Isn’t In It
I worked in a certain sandwich shop chain at my local mall food court for about eight years. (That was not the original career plan, but that’s how things worked out.) Generally speaking, our customers were great. But every so often, we’d get an individual with a unique outlook.
Customer: “I want a six-inch Italian sandwich.”
Me: “Sure thing. Would you like Italian bread?”
Customer: “I want what comes with it.”
I cut a six-inch Italian roll and went to the next step, like the thousands of sandwiches I’d already made.
Me: “Would you like lettuce and tomato?”
Customer: “I want what comes with it.”
Me: “Sure, you can have any of these veggies on it. Would you like lettuce and tomato?”
Customer: “I just want what comes with it.”
Me: “Extra meat and cheese costs extra, but you can have whatever veggies you want. Would you like lettuce and tomato?”
Customer: “Just give me what comes with it.”
Me: “Sir, you can have whatever you want from here to here. Any of these things come with it. Only extra meat and cheese cost extra. Would you like lettuce and tomato?”
Customer: “All I want is what comes with it! Why are you doing this to me? Why is this so hard?”
At this point, I was at a loss for words. I was not trained to handle a customer who refused to take “You can have whatever you want” for an answer. Fortunately, my manager figured out what the customer wanted and stepped in.
Manager: “All right, sir. This is an Italian sandwich, so it comes with lettuce and tomato. It also comes with onions and olives. Then it comes with these meats and this cheese. Then we wrap it up. That will be [price of the sandwich].”
Customer: *Visibly relieved* “Thank you. That’s all I wanted. I’m sorry for losing my temper, but I have really bad hypertension right now. The doctor says I need to avoid stress or I might have a heart attack.”
We never saw him again, but I truly hope he recovered to the point where he wasn’t in danger of having a heart attack from ordering a sandwich.