2 Guys, A Lie And A Burger Place

| Sebastian, FL, USA | Food & Drink, Liars & Scammers, Uncategorized

(The customer points out an ad on our window asking customers to inquire on how to get a free burger.)

Customer: “How do you get the free burger?”

Me: “You call the number on the back of your receipt and after a short survey they give you a confirmation code.”

Customer: “Yeah, my code is 6610. Now give me my free burger.”

Me:“Sir, if you’re going to make up a fake code make sure you know how long the codes are.”

Stop Bean Stupid

| The Netherlands | Uncategorized

Customer: “I’d like one cappuccino.”

Me: “Oh, sorry, we’re out of coffee today.”

Customer: “That’s okay, I’d only like a cappuccino.”

Me: “The cappuccino has coffee in it.”

Customer: “Can’t you just make it without it?”

Drive Hoo

| Atlanta, GA, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Top

Me: “Welcome to [Fast-Food Restaurant], how may I help you?”

Customer: “I’ll take a number 1, 5, and 12.”

Me: “Alright, that’ll be $12.09.”

Customer: “Woohoo!”

(The customer drives to the window.)

Me: “That’s $12.09.”

Customer: “Woohoo!”

*pause*

Me: “$12.09.”

Customer: “Woohoo!”

Me: “12.”

Customer: “Woo!”

Me: “09.”

Customer: “Hoo!”

Me: “12.09”

Customer: “Woohoo!”

Me: “…09.12″

Customer: “Hoowoo!”

Me: “90.21”

Customer: “Ooh-oow!”

Me: “Well played, sir.”

Wave Of The Future

| Perth, Australia | At The Checkout, Uncategorized

Me: “Hi, your order comes to $***.”

Customer: “Is it okay if I pay on my credit card even though it’s under $10?”

Me: “Sure. May I please have your card?”

Customer: “Oh, do I actually have to swipe it? Your machines inside don’t need swiping. I just wave my card in my purse and it works.”

Me: “None of our machines do that, sorry.”

Customer: “I just hold up my purse and wave it around and it works!” *she begins waving purse, at least half a metre from the Eftpos machine*

Me: “No, ma’am. It won’t, I’m afraid.”

Customer: “Oh alright, here’s my card. You really should fix your machines, you know!”

Killing One Cold Bird With Two Stores

| Melbourne, Australia | Food & Drink, Funny Names, Top

Customer: *throws bag of food at me* “It’s f***ing cold! Your chicken is terrible and the bun is stale!”

Me: “Uh, this is–”

Customer: “No, shut up! You guys always f*** me over, you’re not getting away with it today!”

Me: “You didn’t–”

Customer: “Fine! Get your manager, if you won’t help me. Enjoy being fired, a**wipe!”

Another customer: “You’re at [fast food outlet], mate. You bought your food from [rival store], next door.”

Customer: “Oh.” *awkward silence* “Can I have that bag back?”

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