Attack Of The Tax! Tax season may be over in the U.S., but what happens when you mix clueless customers and too-high taxes? A ca-tax-trophe, that’s what!
- War Can Be Taxing:
The Revolutionary War of 2012: Founding Fathers doing revolutions in their graves due to a brainless populace!
- Taxation With Agitation:
It’s like the Boston Tea Party…except in a gas station…in Tennessee…
- Bacon, Lettuce, and Taxes:
We know that fast food customers will eat anything, but we never knew taxes could be tasty!
- Taxing Customers:
However you add things up, this retail customer is minus a few brain cells.
- Fortunately, It’s Raining Pork Barrels And Earmarks:
Wonder where your tax dollars go? To humongous, lake-covering umbrellas, of course!
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Me: *holding a bag out the window* “Dave! Bacon cheeseburger and regular fries!”
Customer: *comes up and grabs the bag* “Thanks!”
Me: “Hey, I just took your order like a minute ago. Didn’t you get an ice cream cone?”
Customer: “Yeah, thanks.”
Me: “That’s not an ice cream cone; it’s a bacon cheeseburger and regular fries. Is your name Dave?”
Customer: “No!” *hands back the bag* “Where’s my cone?!”
To Whom This May (Not) Concern
Prank You Very Much! Happy April Fools’ Day, readers! This week, we share five stories that show the foolish hazards of pulling a fast one!
- Impractical Jokes:
Guys, take note: a fake stabbing to freak out your wife might result in a real stabbing—by your wife!
- Bohemian Nobody:
Customer, oo-oo-oo-ooh // Didn’t mean to make you cry // If you’re not back again this time tomorrow // Go away, go away // Your pranks don’t really matter…
- Prankin’ Like It’s 1929:
This elderly caller’s prank is probably older than your grandparents, but he proves laughter IS the best medicine—especially when it’s at your expense!
- Your Prank Got Spanked, Part 2:
A caller learns the hard way that if you’re gonna prank an employee, at least be original!
- Morbid Curiosity Killed The Cat:
Note to prank callers: your cat is NOT a get-out-of-jail-free card!
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(A man approaches the counter.)
Me: “Hello, sir, what can I get for you today?”
Customer: “Yes, I was wondering what days you guys are closed.”
Me: “We’re open everyday.”
Customer: “Yes, but which days aren’t you open?”
Me: “None. We are open every day.”
Customer: *irritated* “Are you deaf? Which days AREN’T you open?”
Me: “Sir, we are open on days that end with the letter Y.”
Customer: “Right! So you’re open 4 days a week! Why didn’t you just say that?”
(I work late at night at a well-known fast food chain. We often get customers who are a little bit under the influence at night.)
Me: “That comes to $23.95, thanks.”
(The customer goes through his wallet and pockets and comes up about $5 short.)
Customer: “Do you want to buy some weed off me so I can pay for this order?”