The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 9
An older lady comes in.
Customer: “I want to order to-go, and I want a burger, a soup, and a salad, all for ten bucks.”
Me: *Politely* “There is no way I can do that all for under ten bucks.”
Customer: *Insistent* “Try!”
I have been working here for six years, so I try everything I know how to do and finally figure something out.
Me: “I can just do a plain, straight-forward burger, sub the soup instead of fries, and charge you for a side salad, which brings your grand total to twelve dollars and some change.”
Customer: “No. That’s not good enough. I need the full dinner salad, [one of the bigger burgers], and a bowl of soup.
The salad she wants would be about eight bucks, the burger would be about nine bucks, and the bowl of soup would be another three or four bucks. I explain all these prices to her.
Customer: *Frustrated* “Just get me the big salad and a burger by itself.”
Me: “That’ll be thirteen dollars.”
Customer: “No! That should be under ten!”
Me: *Now annoyed* “Ma’am, there is no way I can do that.”
She angrily hands me the money, and I give her her change. As soon as I start to walk off…
Customer: “Don’t forget my free chips and queso, because they forgot that last time.”
Me: “We charge for that.”
She scoffs and sits down. A couple of minutes later, she comes back up to the counter AGAIN.
Customer: “What’s the number for the [Restaurant Chain] down the street?”
Trying to be nice, I get my phone out, pull up the number, and write it down for her.
Customer: “Call them and place an order for me.”
Me: “I’m not going to call a business down the street when you have a phone and can do it yourself.”
Customer: “You work here, and I am a customer!”
Me: “But I don’t work there, and I am not your personal assistant.”
Customer: “You’re losing me as a customer!”
Me: “Some customers are worth losing.”
Related:
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 8
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 7
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 6
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 5
The More You Read, The Worse It Gets, Part 4