Don’t Quesa-tion Me!
A customer is ordering at our Mexican fast food place.
Customer: “I want a quesadilla with no cheese.”
Me: “Then it wouldn’t be a quesadilla. Maybe you’d prefer—”
Customer: “What I’d prefer is to not be questioned by a fast food worker and instead be given what I ask for.”
Me: “Of course. It’s just that the quesadilla won’t hold together very well without the cheese.”
Customer: “Why are you still questioning me?”
I remain silent and get her the order. I see her then try to eat this ques-no-dilla at her table, and she immediately gets frustrated that the chicken slides out of the grilled tortilla. She brings it up to complain to the manager.
Manager: “Well, no s***, lady! That’s the ‘quesa’ part of a quesadilla! Know what you’re ordering next time!”
She did not get a refund and refused the offer of a replacement.