If You Don’t Like The View Then Moo-ve!
I work at a fast food place at a rest stop on a rural part of the freeway. We are surrounded by hundreds of square miles of farmland.
A customer who ordered a burger comes back up to me at the counter.
Customer: “Could you maybe pull the blinds down at your windows?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t have any window blinds. Is the sun too bright?”
Customer: “It’s not that. It’s just that I can see all the cows in the field looking at me.”
I wait for a follow-up. The customer catches on that I don’t know what point he’s trying to make.
Customer: “The cows! Moo!” *Holds up his burger* “They’re making me feel guilty eating this!”